王汉文（许绍洋 饰）出身台湾富商家庭，自幼习武，因对经商不感兴趣，前来武校深造。武校女教头钱月珊（杨恭如 饰）为替父还债涉足此业，她与王汉文一见如故。王父闻得此讯，用金钱作筹码要月珊劝儿子回台继承家业，急需用钱还债的月珊认为自己损失不了什么，于是假戏真做，对汉文展开了凌厉的爱情攻势。不法富商杜南（王道 饰）靠走私起家，他有一个不思进取的儿子杜恒风（林志颖 饰），为让儿子回心转意，他巨资买下武校。荒唐的是，他竟然爱上了警方卧底金巧莉（刘亦菲 饰），而刚刚失恋的金巧莉已不再相信什么爱情。
Former Green Beret Louis Stevens returns to his hometown of Miami after completing military service in Brazil, only to learn that his old high school has become a haven for gangs and drug dealers. After Stevens uses his capoeira skills to kick several drug dealers off of the school property, Kerrigan, one of Stevens' old teachers, sees the impact that Stevens has on the students. Kerrigan gives him the task of teaching Capoeira to a handful of the worst at-risk students at the school.
小学教师梅阿满为学校办厂的事去外地出差，屡遭不顺，倒霉的事接连不断。梅阿满遇上一身恶习的无业少年姚小胖，闹了一路笑话。住旅馆时，姚小胖走错房间，致使一个被拐卖的农村姑娘游秀英和阿满稀里糊涂的住了一夜。没想到，秀英却看上了本分的阿满。阿满遇到早年的学生，今天已是动人女作家的春梅。春梅一套性开放的理论吓的阿满叫苦不迭。惊险可笑的旅途结束了。阿满的正直使姚小胖走上了正路，他的侠义也使秀英重归故里。
